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Started by Jabberdrake, July 04, 2017, 06:01:04 pm

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Jabberdrake

July 04, 2017, 06:01:04 pm Last Edit: July 04, 2017, 06:27:43 pm by Jabberdrake
STRANGE POLAR BEAR AND SQUIRREL SIGHTED AT NOVROVIC, VILLAGERS WERE TERRIFIED.

Today, 4th of July 2017, whilst millions of Imperians rejoiced and feasted happily, two terrifying antropomorphic terrorists were sighted on a tree near Novrovic.

Villager eyewitnesses say that they were plotting an attack against Imperia - some sort of meteor ritual, they said... - it was certainly terrifying.

The animals stayed on the tree for two minutes, whispering and mumbling dutch words to each other and, once those two minutes came to an end, they disappeared, turning into a mere puff of smoke.

If you see these animals, please report them to the Grammar Police, led by Sweet. The terrorists should look like this:

https://prnt.sc/frkg22

https://prntscr.com/frkgbn

A terrified villager also managed to salvage this from the "crime scene":

https://prntscr.com/frkgps

It read: "Wish you were here, Nocte and Jugo. <3"

EDIT: They have returned! And this time, they bring a powerful weapon! One that binds their soul with the power of the wind and sky to become one! Fear them! See it for yourself, see the abominations:

https://prnt.sc/frkixa

EDIT 2: They've begun planning! Those horrible fiends are now starting their war preparations! The fall of Imperia is near!:

https://prntscr.com/frkmx8

EDIT3: It has begun! They have begun attacking several locations all over Aurya! See it for yourselves, readers, witness the tragedy!:

https://prnt.sc/frklho

https://prntscr.com/frkphz

Spread awareness - we must fight this threat. Have a good day and stay alert.
Yours truly, -Jabber
i have more likes than posts... how

Dreasneye

I'm not a owl or a polar bear, i'm a stupid bird <3  ;)

Chicks

Does the strange purple portal has something to do with it..?

Hretha

Hoped that an assassin's jewel would pay for a healer's education.

Lukrezia

Seems like Jabber is bored and needs more work to do  ;D

Chicken

Quote from: Lukrezia on July 05, 2017, 02:19:14 am
Seems like Jabber is bored and needs more work to do  ;D

Totally agreed, he's too busy playing other servers..
Greetings stranger

Hretha

Quote from: Chicken on July 06, 2017, 07:46:22 pm
Quote from: Lukrezia on July 05, 2017, 02:19:14 am
Seems like Jabber is bored and needs more work to do  ;D

Totally agreed, he's too busy playing other servers..


why u guys gotta try and roast him like this
Hoped that an assassin's jewel would pay for a healer's education.